yes we can cat

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"To be good, and to do good, is all we have to do."

~ John Adams
    American statesman and Founding Father, and second President of the United States    (1735 - 1826)

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     Every few days a new person is focused on in the media with the news that they are thinking about running for president.  Today it's former NYC Mayor Bloomberg; 

a couple of days ago it was Stormy Daniels' lawyer, Michael Avenatti.

     I think my cat should run for president.

President Midnight Perry

President Perry

Republicat Candidate

Democat

     (in a crisp, news-announcing voice) -- 

                                              Perry  announced her Purr-Platform this morning, at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire.  In a series of Meow-Tweets she has countered President Trump's claims that a feline can't be president, saying, "You may chase tail, but I have a tail."

     Momentarily perplexed, Trump did not have an answer to this, so he went back on Twitter and resumed attacking Jeff Sessions.

     Fisch Flavor, a spokeshuman for Midnight Perry, stated in a Hardball interview with Chris Matthews, that unlike Avenatti, Perry is not a lawyer, and unlike Bloomberg, she is not proposing any plans for taxes on soda pop.  



     Perry also promises never to nominate any ferret-faced liars with checkered pasts for seats on the Supreme Court.  Mr. Flavor noted that the characterization was not intended to disparage actual ferrets, and added that this specification is not political correctness, but simply everyday good manners.


     Fisch Flavor went on to say that Perry advocates infrastructure repair and expansion, universal health coverage, and Relaxing, Perspective-Restoring Daytime Naps.  Midnight Perry believes Ronald Reagan was unfairly criticized for taking naps.  She has stated that Reagan's naps were her favorite parts of his presidency, and that this is a good example of how a candidate can learn something from every past occupant of the Oval Office, throughout our country's hiss-tory.


     President Trump, meanwhile, threw his own hissy-fit in a series of tweets, having found his phone after his employees had hidden it from him.  Angry because Bloomberg may run and "primary" him, Trump insisted, "People from New York City can't be president!"  When reminded that he himself is from New York City, he doubled down and, typing with two fingers,  wrote the same thing again in ALL CAPS, with "Sad" at the end.

     Perry could not be reached for comment, as she was Restoring her Perspective with a beautiful Daytime Nap.

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