don't put metal in the science oven

 

The feature film American Hustle is on Netflix through Thursday.

It's based on a true story -- the Abscam scandal which evolved from an FBI investigation into political corruption.

        (Abscam:  I didn't understand it then, and I don't understand it now.)

However, the movie is inspired.  Acting, writing -- pace, rhythm, and style.  Sight and sound, it's a confection.

Christian Bale's character is gifted a microwave oven by an associate in the plan.  Microwaves were a new thing in the 1970s -- in the movie they say, "it works by science" and the guy describes it, with befuddled wonder and pleased amazement, as a "science oven."

When he gives it to his wife he adds an admonishment not to put anything made out of metal into it.

Left alone, she walks, carrying a metal container of food, saying in that whining, exaggerated voice that some people use when they're grouchy, "Don't put metal in the science oven!  Don't put metal in the science oven!"

        She places the metal container of food in the microwave, closes the door, turns it on, and it simultaneously explodes and bursts into flames.

"Get the fire extinguisher!  No, that one's empty, we need the big one!"

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Christian Bale, Amy Adams, and Bradley Cooper are the three main operatives in the FBI's sting operation -- "Irving" appreciates the Amy Adams character's intelligence, attention to detail, and how she does everything "so precise."

        One scene, he describes how she found a government employee who will send a wire for them -- it's all covert, Adams talks to the woman, makes a friendly acquaintance of her, and when they go to send the wire, she's with the Bradley Cooper FBI guy.  

        He stands in the wire-transfer office with a serious demeanor, while the two ladies have preliminary chat.

Amy Adams:  It's so nice to see you!  We're so grateful for your help.  This is for you  (champagne, or something).

Wire lady:  Well thank you!  You know, no one ever talks to me.

Amy Adams buzzes and murmurs around, then presents her with another gift:  And I brought you some tea... you have to show Richie your cats.

The lady eagerly points out small photographs pinned to her cubicle wall -- The first kitty, she tells them his name.  Then -- "And this is Wendy, she's a rascal!"

        She indicates a photo of a small kitty standing on piano keys, and notes that he "plays the piano."

With deadpan seriousness the FBI agent says, "That's impressive."

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