An agent brought his dog in to audition for an impresario. He can really talk, the agent said.
Fido, what's on top of a house? Roof! Roof! said the dog.
Out! said the impresario!
No, wait! said the agent. Fido, what does sandpaper feel like? Rough! Rough!
Get out now, said the impresario.
NO! One more try, said the agent...
Who's the greatest baseball player of all time? Ruth! Ruth! said Fido. And they were thrown out of the office.
As they were dusting themselves off, Fido turned to the agent and asked, DiMaggio?
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