the undead

Safety manager in workplace says,
When injury rate is a little high,
OSHA says it's bad because people are being injured.

And when the injury rate is a little lower,
OSHA says, "What's the deal? Are you hiding something?"

-- "Are they ever happy?"
-- "No."

Maybe OSHA has not read The Power Of Positive Thinking.

There was an episode of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" where Mary tries to interview a member of the Mafia. He refuses the interview. She says to Mr. Grant:

-- They think the press only publishes negative things about them. He said, "Why don't they write about all the people we don't kill?"

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It would be like -- Why doesn't OSHA talk about all the people who didn't get injured?

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