Thursday, October 26, 2017

a lot more trouble than you realized


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...Moments later, O'Brien appeared on the screen to say things weren't really that bad, and that there was no truth to any rumors concerning his inability to stay in the same room for more than forty seconds with Gary Hart, McGovern's campaign manager. . . . Then Hart came on to deny any and all rumors to the effect that he would just as soon feed O'Brien, head-first, into the nearest meat grinder.



This kind of thing is extremely heavy-duty for a presidential candidate.  Private power struggles inside a campaign are common enough, but when one of your top three men flips out and starts blowing his bile all over the national press and the TV networks, it means you're in a lot more trouble than you realized . . . and when the howler is a veteran professional pol like O'Brien, you have to start flirting with words like Madness, Treachery, and Doom.
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{Fear And Loathing:  On The Campaign Trail '72, by Hunter S. Thompson.  1973.}

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"I do not know what your opinion may be, Mrs. Weston," said Mr. Knightley, "of this great intimacy between Emma and Harriet Smith, but I think it a bad thing."

    "A bad thing!  Do you really think it a bad thing? -- why so?"

    "I think they will neither of them do the other any good."

     "You surprize me!  Emma must do Harriet good:  and by supplying her with a new object of interest, Harriet may be said to do Emma good.  I have been seeing their intimacy with the greatest pleasure.  How very differently we feel! -- Not think they will do each other any good!  This will certainly be the beginning of one of our quarrels about Emma, Mr. Knightley."


    "Perhaps you think I am come on purpose to quarrel with you, knowing Weston to be out, and that you must still fight your own battle."


    "Mr. Weston would undoubtedly support me, if he were here, for he thinks exactly as I do on the subject.  We were speaking of it only yesterday, and agreeing how fortunate it was for Emma, that there should be such a girl in Highbury for her to associate with.  Mr. Knightley, I shall not allow you to be a fair judge in this case.

    You are so much used to live alone, that you do not know the value of a companion; and, perhaps no man can be a good judge of the comfort a woman feels in the society of one of her own sex, after being used to it all her life.  

I can imagine your objection to Harriet Smith.  She is not the superior young woman which Emma's friend ought to be.  But on the other hand, as Emma wants to see her better informed, it will be an inducement to her to read more herself.  They will read together.  She means it, I know."


     "Emma has been meaning to read more ever since she was twelve years old.  I have seen a great many lists of her drawing-up at various times of books that she meant to read regularly through -- and very good lists they were -- very well chosen, and very neatly arranged -- sometimes alphabetically, and sometimes by some other rule.  The list she drew up when only fourteen -- I remember thinking it did her judgment so much credit, that I preserved it some time; and I dare say she may have made out a very good list now.

    But I have done with expecting any course of steady reading from Emma.  She will never submit to any thing requiring industry and patience, and a subjection of the fancy to the understanding.  Where Miss Taylor failed to stimulate, I may safely affirm that Harriet Smith will do nothing. -- You never could persuade her to read half so much as you wished. -- You know you could not."


     "I dare say," replied Mrs. Weston, smiling, "that I thought so then; -- but since we have parted, I can never remember Emma's omitting to do any thing I wished."

     "There is hardly any desiring to refresh such a memory as that," -- said Mr. Knightley, feelingly; and for a moment or two he had done.  "But I," he soon added, "who have had no such charm thrown over my senses, must still see, hear, and remember.  Emma is spoiled by being the cleverest of her family.  

At ten years old, she had the misfortune of being able to answer questions which puzzled her sister at seventeen.  She was always quick and assured:  Isabella slow and diffident.  

And ever since she was twelve, Emma has been mistress of the house and of you all.  In her mother she lost the only person able to cope with her.  She inherits her mother's talents, and must have been under subjection to her."



     "I should have been sorry, Mr. Knightley, to be dependent on your recommendation, had I quitted Mr. Woodhouse's family and wanted another situation; I do not think you would have spoken a good word for me to any body.  I am sure you always thought me unfit for the office I held."

    "Yes," said he, smiling.  "You are better placed here; very fit for a wife, but not at all for a governess.  But you were preparing yourself to be an excellent wife all the time you were at Hartfield.  You might not give Emma such a complete education as your powers would seem to promise; but you were receiving a very good education from her, on the very material matrimonial point of submitting your own will, and doing as you were bid; and if Weston had asked me to recommend him a wife, I should certainly have named Miss Taylor."


     "Thank you.  There will be very little merit in making a good wife to such a man as Mr. Weston."
    "Why, to own the truth, I am afraid you are rather thrown away, and that with every disposition to bear, there will be nothing to be borne.  We will not despair, however.  Weston may grow cross from the wantonness of comfort, or his son may plague him."
    "I hope not that. -- It is not likely.  No, Mr. Knightley, do not foretell vexation from that quarter."

     "Not I, indeed.  I only name possibilities.  I do not pretend to Emma's genius for foretelling and guessing.  I hope, with all my heart, the young man may be a Weston in merit, and a Churchill in fortune. -- But Harriet Smith -- I have not half done about Harriet Smith.  

I think her the very worst sort of companion that Emma could possibly have.  

She knows nothing herself, and looks upon Emma as knowing every thing.  

She is a flatterer in all her ways; and so much the worse, because undesigned.  Her ignorance is hourly flattery.  How can Emma imagine she has any thing to learn herself, while Harriet is presenting such a delightful inferiority?  And as for Harriet, I will venture to say that she cannot gain by the acquaintance.  Hartfield will only put her out of conceit with all the other places she belongs to.



    She will grow just refined enough to be uncomfortable with those among whom birth and circumstances have placed her home.  I am much mistaken if Emma's doctrines give any strength of mind, or tend at all to make a girl adapt herself rationally to the varieties of her situation in life. -- They only give a little polish."


     "I either depend more upon Emma's good sense than you do, or am more anxious for her present comfort; for I cannot lament the acquaintance.  How well she looked last night!"

    "Oh! you would rather talk of her person than her mind, would you?  Very well; I shall not attempt to deny Emma's being pretty."
    "Pretty! say beautiful rather.  Can you imagine any thing nearer perfect beauty than Emma altogether -- face and figure?"
    "I do not know what I could imagine, but I confess that I have seldom seen a face or figure more pleasing to me than hers.  But I am a partial old friend."

     "Such an eye! -- the true hazel eye -- and so brilliant! regular features, open countenance, with a complexion! oh! what a bloom of full health, and such a pretty height and size; such a firm and upright figure!  There is health, not merely in her bloom, but in her air, her head, her glance.  One hears sometimes of a child being 'the picture of health;' now, Emma always give me the idea of being the complete picture of grown-up health.  She is loveliness itself.  Mr. Knightley, is not she?"

     "I have not a fault to find with her person," he replied.  "I think her all you describe.  I love to look at her; and I will add this praise, that I do not think her personally vain.  Considering how very handsome she is, she appears to be little occupied with it; her vanity lies another way.  Mrs. Weston, I am not to be talked out of my disapproval of Emma's friendship with Harriet Smith, or my dread of its doing them both harm."


     "And I, Mr. Knightley, am equally stout in my confidence of its not doing them any harm.  With all dear Emma's little faults, she is an excellent creature.  Where shall we see a better daughter, or a kinder sister, or a truer friend?  No, no; she has qualities which may be trusted; she will never lead any one really wrong; she will make no lasting blunder; where Emma errs once, she is in the right a hundred times."

    "Very well; I will not plague you any more.  Emma shall be an angel, and I will keep my spleen to myself...."


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{Emma, by Jane Austen.  1815}

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