YALE:
What are you doing here?
ISAAC:
What do you mean, what am I doing here? - I spoke to Mary, Weren't you going to say anything?
YALE:
Of course I was going to say something to you, but not now -
(looking back over his shoulder, at the classroom)
I'm tryin'-da --
ISAAC:
So where can we speak? Where can we go and talk? Where can we speak?
(They go into another classroom, with no students in it. There's a skeleton.)
YALE:
How'd you get past the security?
ISAAC:
I - walked - right - past!
ISAAC:
What are you telling me, that, that, you're gonna leave Emily, is this true? - And run away - with the, the, the winner of the Zelda Fitzgerald Emotional Maturity Award?!
YALE:
Look, I love her. I've always loved her.
ISAAC:
What kind of crazy friend are you?
YALE:
I'm a good friend! I introduced the two of you, remember?
ISAAC:
Right! What was the point?! I don't understand that!
YALE:
I thought you liked her!
ISAAC:
I do like her! Now we both like her!
YALE:
(belligerently)
Yeah, well, I liked her first!
ISAAC:
(incredulous)
'I liked her first' - ? What are you, six years old? Geez!
YALE:
I thought it was over. I mean, would I have encouraged you to take her out if I still liked her?
ISAAC:
So - what, you liked her now you don't like her, now you did like her, you know, it's still early, you can change your mind one more time before dinner! (dinn-ah!)
YALE:
Don't get sarcastic about this. You think I like this?
ISAAC:
How long were you gonna see her, without saying anything to me?
YALE:
Don't turn this into one of your big moral issues!
ISAAC:
You could-a said - all you hadda do - was, you know, call me and talk to me. You know, I'm very understanding, I'd have said no, but you'd have felt honest.
YALE:
I wanted to tell you about it, I knew it was going to upset you.
(he sighs)
We had a few innocent meetings.
ISAAC:
A few?! She said one! You guys - should get your stories straight, you know - don't you rehearse?
YALE:
We met twice, for coffee.
ISAAC:
Hey, come off it, she doesn't drink coffee. What'd you do, meet for Sanka? That's not too romantic, you know, it's a little on the geriatric side...
YALE:
Well, I'm not a saint. Okay.
ISAAC:
But you're too easy on yourself! Don't you see that?! You know, you're - that's your problem, that's your whole problem! You rationalize everything, you're not honest with yourself, you know, you want to write a book, but - but in the end, you'd rather buy the Porsche.
You cheat a little on Emily, and you play around with the truth a little with me - and the next thing you know, you're in front of the Senate Committee and you're naming names! You're informing on your friends.
YALE:
You are so self-righteous, you know, I mean, we're just people! We're just human beings, you know - you think you're God!
ISAAC:
(considers that for a second)
I - I gotta model myself after someone.
YALE:
Ya-just can't live the way you do, you know? It's all so perfect.
ISAAC:
What are future generations going to say about us? My God, you know -
(he looks at the skeleton and points to it)
someday, we're gonna, we're gonna be like him! I mean, you know, he was probably one of the beautiful people, he was probably dancing, and playing tennis and everything and - and - now look, this is what happens to us!
You know? It's very important to - to have some kind of personal integrity! You know - I'll be hanging in a classroom one day, and I want to make sure when I - thin out - that I'm - well thought of.
YALE:
Ike - Ike - where you going?
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